tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8266865849361949812011-12-09T13:56:46.271-08:00b78http://www.blogger.com/profile/06149467807087891016noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-826686584936194981.post-77364860734525489942011-08-20T04:42:00.000-07:002011-08-20T04:44:26.144-07:00<object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GEXqMH8I3_w?version=3"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GEXqMH8I3_w?version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="390"></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/826686584936194981-7736486073452548994?l=amafotovideokunyaza.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>b78http://www.blogger.com/profile/06149467807087891016noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-826686584936194981.post-49436719877604857082009-10-29T20:07:00.000-07:002011-08-22T08:15:48.240-07:00object id="BLOG_video-4cb6f4dfc2444f42" class="BLOG_video_class" contentid="4cb6f4dfc2444f42" width="320" height="266"&gt; <br /><a href="rtsp://rtsp-youtube.l.google.com/video.3gp?app=blogger&amp;fmt=13&amp;cid=4cb6f4dfc2444f42" type="video/3gpp"> <br /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/826686584936194981-4943671987760485708?l=amafotovideokunyaza.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>NChrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-826686584936194981.post-28283250579301485412009-09-26T14:10:00.001-07:002011-08-22T08:16:08.972-07:00BLONDE JOKES<p><a href="http://daily-insults.blogspot.com/"> <br /></a></p><p>Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some <br />tracks. The first blonde said "These look like deer tracks." and the <br />other one said: "No they look like moose tracks." They argued and <br />argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train hit <br />them.</p><p> <br />-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <br />What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?</p><p>Nothing, they haven't met!</p><p> <br />-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <br />What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?</p><p>Pregnant.</p><p> <br />-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <br />What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?</p><p>Some traffic signs say stop.</p><p> <br />-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <br />What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?</p><p>You keep hearing about them, but never see any.</p><p> <br />-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <br />What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?</p><p>1) There are some things even a blonde won't do. <br />2) Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it <br />gets blood.</p><p> <br />-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <br />What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?</p><p>Data transfer.</p><p> <br />-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <br />How do you confuse a blonde?</p><p>Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.</p><p>How does a blonde confuse you?</p><p>She comes out and says she did it.</p><p> <br />-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <br />A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight <br />from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like <br />to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she <br />politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.</p><p>The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a <br />lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know <br />the answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa." Again, she politely <br />declines and tries to get some sleep.</p><p>The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the <br />answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you <br />$50!" figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the <br />match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there <br />will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.</p><p>The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the <br />earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her <br />purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.</p><p>Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill <br />with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her <br />with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all <br />his references. He taps into the <br />Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of <br />Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and <br />friends he knows. All to no avail. After over an hour, he wakes the <br />blonde and hands her $50. The blonde politely takes the $50 and turns <br />away to get back to sleep.</p><p>The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and <br />asks, "Well, so what is the answer!?" Without a word, the blonde <br />reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.</p><p></p><p>-----------------------------------------------------</p><p> <br />Why did the blonde climb over a glass wall?</p><p>To see what was on the other side.</p><p><a href="http://daily-insults.blogspot.com/"> <br /></a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/826686584936194981-2828325057930148541?l=amafotovideokunyaza.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>NChrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-826686584936194981.post-78700571571878909382009-08-22T08:17:00.000-07:002011-08-22T08:46:28.510-07:00We at <a href="http://amafotovideokunyaza.bangmedia.org"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">amafotovideokunyaza</span><span style="text-decoration: underline;">.bangmedia.org</span></a> take your privacy seriously. 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